Humble, my FOOT!

Oh, you could’ve told me. Really, you could have.

Since I discovered it, people have told me that they saw a photograph of mine in a BBC website snow gallery, assuming that by not mentioning it myself, and leaving other people to find it themselves, I was being humble and classy.

Not a bit of it. I entered the photograph by means of Twitter, but nobody told me it had been included. Just setting the record straight. You ought to know that I remain the same classless tart, as ever.

Have a look, everybody - last photograph in the gallery:

BBC Gallery